marry a guy who has sisters because he’s seen the female in her natural state therefore won’t have any unrealistic expectations of you
sometimes i think i’m arrogant but then i remember that julius caesar was kidnapped by sicilian pirates and when they demanded a ransom of 620 kgs of silver he got mad because he thought he was worth more than that and made them raise it to 1550 kg
- Pat Conroy, The Prince of Tides (via fakeville)
coax him to take you out for dinner so he will think it will end with a romantic evening in bed, except get your meal to go and just eat that instead of paying attention to him because food is better than boyfriends anyways
Is it possible to fall in love with someone every single day?
• what is this • remember sunday • alexis bledel • zachary levi