marry a guy who has sisters because he’s seen the female in her natural state therefore won’t have any unrealistic expectations of you
(via linetteherondale)
sometimes i think i’m arrogant but then i remember that julius caesar was kidnapped by sicilian pirates and when they demanded a ransom of 620 kgs of silver he got mad because he thought he was worth more than that and made them raise it to 1550 kg
(via the-sex-haver)
"People that like to read are always a little fucked up."
- Pat Conroy, The Prince of Tides (via fakeville)
(Source: frenchtwist, via linetteherondale)
coax him to take you out for dinner so he will think it will end with a romantic evening in bed, except get your meal to go and just eat that instead of paying attention to him because food is better than boyfriends anyways
(originally from skywalkertanokenobi)
• what is this • remember sunday • alexis bledel • zachary levi
• what is this • remember sunday • alexis bledel • zachary levi
